Want to contact any member of Amazing Schlock?

Write to us at contactus@amazingschlock.com  and we will direct the letter to whomever.

We welcome all manner of criticism and compliments (compliments preferred).

Suggestions for compliments:

Think we rule?  Well, like all artsy types, we have fragile egos and a need for a constant flow of positive feedback and childlike reassuring to fuel our creative minds.  So don't just tell us we rule - please, drag it out as much as possible.  Go into boring detail!

Suggestions for criticisms:
Think we suck?  Why waste time with boring details?  We're conceited, we won't listen to you or your simple-minded and asinine criticisms anyway.  I mean, who the hell are you to tell us how to make movies?  You can just... well, just send us a simple e-mail stating "You suck!"  We'll get the idea.

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