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Dorm Daze 2 has its premiere!

Dorm Daze

A movie was watched, hands were shook, booze was downed -- History was made?

Oh my God! Good thing a camera was present at the after-party! Hangin' with Kato and Panthro, Worm's two favorite Thundercats! A fantasy come to life!

Actually, Panthro didn't show up. That was just some chick. We hope she slept with Kato though, cause she seemed nice and we heard that his penis grants women magical powers. At least that's what he told Worm...

WORM: Hey, have you aged at all since that dude you used to be friends with stabbed those people? Remember that guy? He was in Naked Gun I think. Might have been Leslie Nielson.
KATO: No, it was other dude. The black guy. And no I haven't aged. In fact, I'm technically a little younger.
WORM: Do you have a time machine?!?!
KATO: Nope. Black magic. I know all kinds of magic actually. And just between you and me... MY PENIS GRANTS WOMEN MAGICAL POWERS!

He said that last part really loud as he shiftily looked around the party trying to make eye contact with various ladies. Not sure why. Then he spilled his drink on Worm.

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