Guns for Hire

While we bravely attempt to expose the world to our special brand of excellence, we still need to pay them bills. Thusly we are more than happy to sell our brains for $... or food... or booze... or in-kind trades (we'll polish your script if you clean our apartments; don't jump all at once, you haven't seen these disasters). Here you can find those of our whore-for-money classics that have been produced.

Dorm Daze
National Lampoon Presents Dorm Daze is a raunchy college comedy set in a dormitory, where a chain of mistaken identities whips the co-ed residents into a slapstick frenzy. Sexist meathead Styles (Patrick Renna) insists that his virgin brother, Booker (Chris Owen), give it up to a hooker, Dominique (Boti Bliss), already on her way to the dorm. Incredibly, another Dominique (Marie Noelle), a French foreign exchange student, shows up at the same time, causing endless confusion, particularly with campus nerd Newmar (Tony Denman), who is trying to welcome the sweet Parisian but mistakenly offers his French sausage to the agreeable prostitute. Meanwhile, Claire (Tatyana Ali) misinterprets a play rehearsal between her boyfriend, Tony (Edwin Hodge), and another woman, Adrienne (Cameron Richardson), and a mix-up over look-alike purses furthers the chaos. For all the nuttiness, this unrated cut (adding four minutes) never quite lifts off, but it bears the trademark Lampoon anarchy. --Tom Keogh

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Game Box 1.0
Gamebox 1.0, the super low-budget sci-fi "thriller" Pat and Worm were hired to write, somehow managed to win TWO awards at Fantasy & Horror Film Festival in Estepona, Spain. We didn't even know the film was entered! So... Hurrah! Finally a reason to like Spain! It won both Best Screenplay and Best Special FX (which is kind of a shock if you've seen the movie.) Suck on that Uwe Boll - whom we apparently beat out.

Despite the movie's major limitations (namely its below $250,000 budget) it has been receiving some fairly decent press. It's avaible to rent or buy most anywhere - Blockbuster demanded a less "offensive" DVD cover, which actually better represents the tone of the movie in our opinion.

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Dorm Daze 2
DORM DAZE joins the prestigious rank of sequels set on a boat, right up there with FRIDAY THE 13th PART VII: JASON TAKES MANHATTAN and SPEED 2! It is currently available for rent or purchase. We recommend doing both. We also recommend buying two copies - one to watch, the other to keep in its original packaging as a collector's item. Or buy 100 copies and build something out of them - like a chair or a spice rack or whatever, be creative.

Dorm Daze 2 has a premiere!

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TRANSYLMANIA Coming Soon

Like most college-sex-romps the film takes place in a castle. In Romania. Have you pooped yourself with excitement yet? No? Well, there are vampires, a castle freak, sword fighting, and a foxy hunchback to boot. Um, I think some sex or something too... we shot it like a year ago, who can remember back that drugs? I mean, back that far.

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