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Private Stash
These movies are what happens when we are left to our own devices, unburdened by producers and directors who cruelly expect us to do as they ask just cause they're paying us. Of course these movies are also unburdened of things like: recognizable actors, sets, cinematography, and one of those things... whatcha call it? A budget? We here at Amazing Schlock strive to bring you the highest of low quality entertainment - the best that no money buys! Feast!
MAGMA HEAD
"Don't listen to the zombies, Guymoe!"
MAGMA HEAD (la tête du magma)
This amazing short film tells the amazing story of the world's most amazing filmmaker, Guymoe, who is making history's most amazing student film: Magma Head!
Magma Head brilliantly tells the brilliant story of a man, Magma Head, who finds himself living in an alien zoo.
You'll laugh, you'll cry, and when it is done...
HEY, STOP STABBING ME!
Recent college graduate Herman Schumacher has just taken up residence in an apparently great house with apparently great roommates. But all is not well.
Why did the roommate Herman replaced leave all of his stuff behind, as though he never really left? And why do the rest of the roommates "assume" he joined a cult? And why is there a makeshift tombstone with his name on it in the backyard? And what's the deal with the monster that's stealing Herman's socks and living in a giant labyrinth under the house?
As Herman searches for the answers he'll learn that they can only be found on a path that leads to sex, murderous murder, hole-digging, and a BATTLE TO THE DEATH!
SLEDGEHAMMERS AT DAWN COMING SOON!
"Pushing the Edge of the Envelope with Raw, Fresh, Edgy Realness!"
It's small and might take so long to load that you'll be dead before you see it. Check it out if you're badass enough!
Nestled deep within central Minnesota is a long-forgotten sovereign nation:
The Forsaken Zone!
Some say it's the soil, some the relation to the moon, some that it's atop a fissure straight down to Hell itself. All we do know is that there is something about the Forsaken Zone that turns one out of four people into a homicidal maniac.
The indigenous peoples of Minnesota called it, Gotchie Noo Win, which roughly means, "Earth's Anus." None ever dared settle there. But the white man was braver...
In 1837 a party lead by Pastor Filo Bookbaker founded the town of Bloomington to prove that God could overcome all evils. The town experienced joyous and prosperous peace -- for five months. Then the murders began.
Finally, in 1974 the United States government put the town in permanent quarantine, making the Forsaken Zone its own sovereign country and naming Mayor Earl Wisdorf as its king.
Such is the world that Frank Wisdorf left behind when he moved to Los Angeles to begin a safer life. But when his father the king dies, the will determines that Frank must choose the new king. For the first time in ten years, he must return home to deal with his treacherous and scheming family.
Er... wackiness ensues...
Film Threat's Interview with Worm Miller
Utter Trash's Interview with Worm Miller