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Cast & Character List
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Patrick Casey
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Herman
Schumacher
Having just graduated from college and naive to the real world,
Herman is easily tricked and not very perceptive. A lot
of bad stuff happens to Herman.
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Andy "Hippa" Kriss
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Damon
Herman's favorite roommate. Damon likes Herman.
Damon calls Herman, "Hermie." Damon is secretly trying
to kill Herman because he is getting too close to Damon's secret.
Herman idolizes Damon, though, because he seems so cool.
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Maria A. Morales
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Carrie Mirvis
Herman's girlfriend who, well, let's just say... she isn't a
very good girlfriend.
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Blaine
Blaine is another of Herman's roommates. Blaine hates Herman, a lot, because Herman used Blaine's comb. Blaine spends most of his time working on his garden in the backyard.
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Worm Miller
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Icky / Perkutzitwuzzel
Icky is another of Herman's roommates. Icky is perpetually
sick and constantly touching food and other things around the house
with his gross, germ-ridden hands.
Perkutzitwuzzel is a furry beast that lives in Herman's laundry
room and feeds on Herman's socks.
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Sean Hall
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Alan "Chartreuse" Bryant
Alan is possibly Herman's least favorite roommate, which says a lot, because he is constantly playing music very poorly and very loud. Alan is composing a symphony about Herman called "The Herman Schumacher is a Fucking Asshole Symphony in D Minor."
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Hugo
Hugo picked up Herman while Herman was hitchhiking, having been
kicked out of his dorm. Hugo stole all of Herman's belongings.
Herman doesn't like Hugo much.
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Herman's Boss
Herman's Boss at BECtech Global Systems Incorporated, he's an
alcoholic, but Herman doesn't mind because he thinks Herman is "super"
at his job...digging holes.
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Dan Buechler
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Zach
Zach is one of Herman's old friends from college, who graduated a year before him. Now Zach is getting married and can't invite Herman.
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Bart
Bart rides in the same carpool as Herman and is openly in love with him.
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Erik Olson
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Weird Digger
Herman's only real co-worker is this man, a strange redneck, who dislikes Herman for no real reason and digs a hole next to Herman's.
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Colin Hall
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Mark Mirvis
Carrie's younger brother; he, like so many of the characters,
doesn't like Herman.
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Crystal Sholts
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Zach's Wife Susan
The reason Herman can't come to Zach's wedding is Susan. Yep, you guessed it, she doesn't like Herman.
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| Nathan Morales |
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Sanchez, the Landscaping Dude
Called upon by Blaine
to help expand Blaine's garden, Sanchez has an unfortunate run-in
with one of the roommates.
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